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Spider-Man 2 Taught Me How To Adult
How The Hero's Journey of Spider-Man 2 Prepared Me for Adulthood

Gabriel Theis
Nov 1, 20259 min read


Beware The Landises
Landises? Landi? Anyways, This is How the Father-Son Duo from Hell Put Hollywood on Trial

Gabriel Theis
Nov 1, 202513 min read


Tobe Hooper Directed Poltergeist
Before the boom of “elevated horror,” Hollywood had a long, proud tradition of turning their nose up at the genre. That might be hard to imagine in an era where A-Tier actors jump at the chance to star in Ari Aster’s latest movie, and directors like Jordan Peele and Zach Creggler are treated like royalty. Even though the genre has basically been a license to print money for execs and producers, the elites were hesitant to acknowledge the role genre filmmakers had in their ind

Gabriel Theis
Nov 1, 20257 min read


The Phantom Menace Prepared Gen Z for a Political Awakening
George Lucas' prequel may be the ire of Star Wars fans, but its critique of Neoliberalism has resonated with an entire generation of Zoomers

Gabriel Theis
May 21, 20257 min read


The Magic of Siskel & Ebert's Appearances on David Letterman
The YouTube Algorithm. A superspreader of misinformation. A HAL-9000 in waiting. That said, it can also recommend you rad stuff every once in a while. As is the case when, in an afternoon of binging European city walking tours and Dick Cavett clips, the Algorithm fed me a new recommendation: “Siskel & Ebert on Letterman, Part 1 of 6.”

Gabriel Theis
May 21, 20257 min read


Revenge of The Starving Artist
Hammer Horror's The Phantom of the Opera Turned Gaston Leroux's Novel into a Tale of Class Revolt Only half a year after I moved to...

Gabriel Theis
May 21, 20259 min read
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